Do not challenge me to a sex stand off. I can channel all of my sexual energy into knitting. How do you think I made it through high school?

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giantassrobot:

Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)

tv show meme: [4/5] male characters | andy dwyer
"I am Mother Nature’s brother, Brother Nature. But you can call me Andy. Or Brother Nature. Your call."

deair:

finishing my cereal before it gets soggy is the most stressful thing in life

Phoebe Buffay Best Comebacks

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Aubrey Plaza - Foam Magazine - December 2013

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"I think I’m surprisingly different in real life than what people expect or what people project on to me. I’m not actually that awkward, I don’t think. I think people see me as this sarcastic person that doesn’t care about anything. But, on the contrary, I’m pretty emotional and sensitive and I care a lot about things and people. I think in moments where the spotlight is on me — like if I’m doing a talk show — my defenses come into play and maybe that’s why people see me that way. But, I think my sarcasm is often a way for me to get through those moments. I mean, if you came over to my house, I’d make you a cup of tea and be probably really interested in you."

 - Aubrey Plaza for Refinery29 [x]

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we’re the freakin’ guardians of the galaxy

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