Do not challenge me to a sex stand off. I can channel all of my sexual energy into knitting. How do you think I made it through high school?

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Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)

tv show meme: [4/5] male characters | andy dwyer
"I am Mother Nature’s brother, Brother Nature. But you can call me Andy. Or Brother Nature. Your call."


finishing my cereal before it gets soggy is the most stressful thing in life

Phoebe Buffay Best Comebacks

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Aubrey Plaza - Foam Magazine - December 2013

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"I think I’m surprisingly different in real life than what people expect or what people project on to me. I’m not actually that awkward, I don’t think. I think people see me as this sarcastic person that doesn’t care about anything. But, on the contrary, I’m pretty emotional and sensitive and I care a lot about things and people. I think in moments where the spotlight is on me — like if I’m doing a talk show — my defenses come into play and maybe that’s why people see me that way. But, I think my sarcasm is often a way for me to get through those moments. I mean, if you came over to my house, I’d make you a cup of tea and be probably really interested in you."

 - Aubrey Plaza for Refinery29 [x]

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we’re the freakin’ guardians of the galaxy

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